This is what I looked like last year:
|Your humble narrator in September 2018.|
After a year in New Orleans, I look like this:
|Your humble narrator today.|
Always look on the bright side of life.
Even a week in New Orleans will put pep back into your step. You are only as old as you feel. A year in New Orleans is a tonic. A week in New Orleans is better than a B12 shot. Get your good self down here and be the person you were meant to be. New Orleans is calling you.
Not everyone can spend a year in New Orleans. We know that. Lucky are those who live out their lives here. Their hands are as smooth as a baby's bonbon. You can tell a real New Orleanian as soon as they sit down at a bar. A week in New Orleans, that's enough for you. Increase your dosage gradually. You know New Orleans is for you.
If you don't have a week, maybe you have five days. Maybe you have four. Maybe only three. Visit for New Orleans as long as you are able. New Orleans will give you a shot in the arm. Wanna smile? New Orleans is here.
Nobody ever says their visit is too long. Take it from someone who has lived here a decade. After New Orleans, the next best thing is Heaven. After New Orleans, there is nowhere else to go but up. Welcome to the New Orleans state of mind.
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