New Orleans is for lovers.

What do you have going on?  If you were in New Orleans right now, you'd have a whole lot of something-something going on.  Hee-e-e-e-e.  What happens in New Orleans belongs in New Orleans.  It couldn't happen anywhere else.  New Orleans isn't like anywhere else.  New Orleans is special.

Look up in New Orleans,  You never know what you'll find when you turn a corner.

Chin up, buttercup.  Everything comes up roses and oleander in New Orleans.  Welcome to the New Orleans state of mind.  Nothing is saccharine or lachrymose about the real New Orleans.  Ours is a city of crescendos and pathos without the bathos.  

Nothing is whitewashed in New Orleans.  There is dirty laundry everywhere, for everyone to see.  Everyone who lives in New Orleans knows the what the city's flag looks like.

If you can't be happy in New Orleans, you should see a shrink  If you are bored in New Orleans, you have a hole in your head.  If you can't find anything to eat in New Orleans, you must be dead.  

You need to reset your New Orleans relationship.  Get your head on straight when it comes to all things New Orleans-related.  New Orleans is what you make of it.  New Orleans is very, very good.

New Orleans is a city of omens and hoodoo signs.

Where have you been all your life?  I know where you should have been.  New Orleans is waiting for you to show up.  That'll be half the battle.  Victory awaits those who choose to live in a New Orleans state of mind.  I know.  I live here.

You can pussyfoot around the truth until the cows come home but the truth is that New Orleans is beyond ordinary in every extraordinary way.  New Orleans turned up the gas in the hot-cha-cha.  If you are bored in New Orleans you have a hole in your heart.  Only skinflints and soulflints don't find love in New Orleans.  

La Belle Esplanade: The #1-rated small personalized hotel in New Orleans.  You belong here.  This is real New Orleans.

AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR:

Visit New Orleans like you live here.  When you are ready to visit this wonderful city we call home, La Belle Esplanade is the #1 place to stay in the city.  We don't say that.  TripAdvisor has been saying it every month since April 2014.  Check our website.  See what we have to offer.  You belong in the real New Orleans.  The best New Orleans memories begin at La Belle Esplanade.  

Follow La Belle Esplanade on Facebook and on Instagram.  We post regularly to help keep you in a New Orleans state of mind until you get here.  Once you arrive, you'll be in the thick of authentic New Orleans.  Don't worry about alligators.  Don't worry about having a good time.  Everything will take care of itself.  New Orleans loves you.  Trust me.  I live here.  I see it every day.

Go to La Belle Esplanade's website.  It isn't just a bed and breakfast hotel. like New Orleans itself, it is an adventure into all that is good in this world.  We only have five suites so we tend to fill up early.  Plan ahead, pick your dates (no one ever says their visit to New Orleans is too long) and make a reservation to make some good memories in an authentic New Orleans state of mind.