Friday, September 4, 2020

Bodybuilding in New Orleans

All the bodybuilders I know walk around like living statues.  They're not showing off.  They're perfect specimens.  Not all of them have been to jail.  Bodybuilding in New Orleans takes all shapes and sizes and inclinations.



LEAN BODYBUILDERS IN NEW ORLEANS:

You've got your people who are lean, with low body fat percentages.  They could be anyone.  It doesn't mean they are gym rats, it could mean nothing more than that they don't eat a lot of Popeye's mashed potatoes and they walk a lot.  

One fifth of the population of New Orleans doesn't own a car.  Whether that is because they can't afford a car or because of they choose not to own one, I'll let you decide.  There are over 200 miles of dedicated bike lanes in New Orleans.  

FAT BODYBUILDERS IN NEW ORLEANS:

You've got your fat people, but, in New Orleans, they don't look fat.  They look healthy.  They are bodybuilding in New Orleans, too.  Everyone is their best self in New Orleans.  You can see it in the mirror for yourself.

How big is too big?  We don't ask that in New Orleans.  The bigger you are on the outside, the bigger your heart is.  In New Orleans, there are miles and miles and miles of heart.  It's what the city is known for. New Orleans loves you.

REGULAR BODYBUILDERS IN NEW ORLEANS:


Everybody is building themselves up in New Orleans, body and soul, determination and spirit, pride and place, Father, Son and Holy Spirit, friends, neighbors, all.  Red beans AND rice, always with rice.

No matter who you are or how you see yourself, New Orleans loves you.  I know.  I see it every day.  I live here.

What's bodybuilding in New Orleans all about?  It's about being the best you can be.

I saw a few bodybuilders at the Naked Dance.  You know what I was saying about everyone in New Orleans is building their body one way or another?  That's what I meant.  I saw the results in all their glory.

You can get an eyeful in New Orleans.  You never know what pleasant surprise you'll find when you turn any random corner.  Bodybuilding in New Orleans is a thing, but, like most things in New Orleans, it means something slightly different from what you're used to.

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